Top 10 Signs You Are A GAY GEEK
10. YOU CAN MASTERBATE AND PLAY WORLD OF WAR CRAFT AT SAME TIME.
9. HALLOWEEN COSTUME CHOICES CONSIST OF WONDER WOMAN OR ZENA.
8. UPSET BECAUSE THE DIRTY BOOK STORE DOESN'T HAVE WI FI IN THE BOOTHS.
7. YOU NAME YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER ONE OF THE STAR TREK SHIPS. MINE IS CALLED ENTERPRISE.
6. YOU KNOW THE SQUARE ROOT OF YOUR DICK.
5. YOUR COMPUTER COSTS MORE THAN YOUR BOTOX TREATMENT/ GYM DUES AND WARDROBE.
4. YOU HACKED MADONNA'S WEBSITE.
3. IN THE MORNINGS, YOU CHECK EMAIL BEFORE YOUR APRICOT FACIAL.
2. YOUR GAY FRIENDS THINK THAT "TECH SUPPORT' IS THE NEW BRA AT VICTORIA SECRET.
1. YOU JUST CREATED A PROFILE ON WWW.GAYGEEKDOM.COM
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